I was bored, so I just felt like making my own quiz. Please don't take it seriously if you find it offending. Also, not everything in here is true, because I started BSing when I ran out of ideas.
AIDS
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[] had sex with a black person
[] had unprotected straight/gay (male) sex
[] had a one night stand
[] had unprotected sex with more than 3 people
[] had sex with a hooker
TOTAL:
Herpes
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[] has/had cold sores
[] had oral sex with people with herpes
[] has itchy/swelling genitals
[] had skin contact with people with herpes (type C)
[] has itchy skin with bumps everywhere
TOTAL:
Dickcheese/Yeast infection
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[] never washes the genitals
[] had sex with someone who has dickcheese/yeast infection
[] genitals smell bad
[] has itchy genitals
[] has yellowish-white crap all over genitals
TOTAL:
Pubic Lice
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[] sat on a public toilet seat without a cover
[] has itchy genitals
[] genitals constantly feel like they're being bitten by bugs
[] never washes pubic area
[] never shaves pubic hair
TOTAL:
Pregnant (if you're female)
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[] had unprotected sex
[] had sex in missionary position
[] hadn't had your period in 2 or more months
[] is fat
[] is a cumdumpster
TOTAL:
Pregnant man (if you're male)
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[] drinks a lot of beer
[] is fat
[] has manboobs
[] has lots of gay buttsecks
[] has AIDS
TOTAL:
The GAY (if you are male)
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[] not interested in women
[] only interested in anal sex
[] obsessed over penises
[] wears skinny/tight jeans
[] is a bodybuilder
TOTAL:
The LES (if you are female)
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[] not interested in men
[] love to wear your female friends' clothing
[] love your best friend(s) too much
[] think you are too pretty
[] kissed yourself in the mirror
TOTAL:
The PEDO
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[] loves loli/shota in a sexual way
[] looks at the children a lot while you're at the beach
[] Pedobear is your hero
[] loves CP
[] you think children look sexier than adults
TOTAL:
If you have 3 or more of each, you are an STD-ridden homosexual pregnant pedophile
...crap, I don't think I made this quiz very well.